It’s 5 o’clock in the morning
… and I can’t sleep.
Actually it’s 3:25 as I’m writing this, but I’m sure I’ll still be awake by 5. Plus, I wanted to make this song reference. We were supposed to go out but fatigue from climbing mountains all day cancelled it. So now I’m watching Oprah talk about why men cheat. Army of 12 Monkeys is coming up after that!
I’ve given up. I’ve tried drugs, books, oils, therapies, food, exercises etc. for sleep. No luck.
The only thing missing is sleeping next-to someone. Having someone beside me is the ultimate remedy. Babies don’t sleep that good. Maybe I should buy a blow-up doll? Human contact is factor number one for everything. Cuddling up with someone cozy works instantly while chewing Valerian and popping sleepers imported from France does nothing for me. Blogging might be a hindrance in my ever quest to enter sandman… I’ll go to bed now. Skip the 12 monkeys.