So there I am studying in the Zebra room (our living room). I go up to get a banana and there’s a monkey staring at me. An actual monkey. Now I’ve heard that he visits our school at times, but I had never seen him before. His name is Gunnar. Gunnar’s got a long tail and very blue balls.
Ran to my room and fetched the good camera.
He kept moving around.
Balls as blue as the pool.
He found an old piece of watermelon on the ground.
4/5 toasters. His balls could have been bluer.